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You can tell how old she is by counting the rings.
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I know her but we were never close.
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I understand it was given to her by Count Michelin.
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Never sit behind her at the Globe.
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It deployed when her carriage rear-ended an ox cart.
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That reminds me...we're out of coffee filters.
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New money.
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That is SO sixteen seventies.
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Should we tell her it's on backwards?
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She's the only surviving wife of Henry the VIII.
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Oh, that's just Mary, Queen of Scott tissue.
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